Friday, December 4, 2009

i am an arms dealer, fitting you with weapons in the form of words

so lately my teeny tiny world has been hit with tsunamis in the form of "body building frenzies!", hurricanes in the form of "edward cullen and jacob what's-his-face mania", and a typhooN in the form of "crude fucktard-y unsportsmanlike promo offereR. yes, i emphasize the annoyance in disasters. why? it is prayed for to be avoided, it causes destruction (or in our case 'peevishness'). but first of all, it is a large pain the tush.

'somebody please bring me something deep, fried and smothered in chocolate' ~fairy godmama

sheesh!

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